oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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profiting:

when your trying to say something to someone and they continue to talkimage

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jasoncodd:

iamthorodinson:

awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

that kids got one hell of a messy bun going

Extremely curious as to this child’s lingual capacities.  Is she developing bilingually as a result of constantly being between her mother tongue and the one spoken here?

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matchless:

*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

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